Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Men's Room

I need to do a little public service announcement for women. This may not come as a shock to some of you, but I don't think you all are aware of this. Some men don't wash their hands after using the restroom. And it's not just the guys who look like they don't wash their hands. If you're looking at a guy and you think, "He looks like the kind of guy that doesn't wash his hands," he doesn't. But, as I witnessed today, it's not just those dudes. It's also some of the other dudes. This guy had on a suit and tie and was well put together, nice haircut, close shave. Dangled and left (no, those aren't the same thing). And what's worse, he had a briefcase in one hand the entire time. That's kind of impressive, actually, because of the dexterity involved. But he could not have been very precise in his execution. And he walked right out without even running his hands under some water.

The more you know.

(I just realized this is the second post I've done in two weeks about the public restroom. Maybe I should rename this blog "Sub-sub-custodian".)

3 comments:

Marty said...

... and he had dark, cropped hair and blue eyes and a badge dangling and clipped to his belt that read in block letters "PLA" and he even paused at the sink and considered the sanitary act, but instead walked with determination out the door with dry, germ-ridden hands.

Sub-sub-librarian said...

Well, I'm not naming any names, but...

TheUnderToad said...

John recently mentioned his desire to carry hand sanitizer after hearing a news piece about the vast amount of trace fecal matter on door knobs in public places.

To this I replied, "Yes honey. Didn't you ever go through BBP training? There's shit everywhere. And, I add, probably more than trace amounts all over this house."